Stoner Boner


Toward the end of last week, the article office at a reasonably well known production and online marketing company contacted me and inquired as to whether I would be intrigued by leading some essential field investigation on the current state of the sexual stoner.

Presently, while I wasn’t precisely certain what this study was going to involve, I was moderately sure that in the event that it at any rate enveloped the two fundamental standards of the subject – getting high and having intercourse – then I would have truly no issue pushing aside all that I had anticipated about the weekend and bouncing into the task, well, head first.

It wasn’t until after I consented to undertake the extend that a director, educated me of the physically requesting points of interest of the publication most recent stoner exploration: to find, no matter what the most amusing and trickiest sexual positions to do while high.

Here are five that gave my woman and me exactly the same number of snickers as they did inconvenience:

Wheelbarrow

No two stoners alive can perhaps get their rocks off by participating in the sort of sexual position where the age-old expression “thumping boots” is essentially inconceivable. For those of you that have not yet endeavored this faux pas stunt, the Wheelbarrow position is all the more about being diminished to a night of difficult work than it is about neck-gnawing desire. It’s unbalanced, keeping in mind I am positive about ogling at excellent woman rears, I am not the smallest bit intrigued by tossing my ball out simultaneously.

In any case, for those dwelling in medically hashish groups, a strong night of Wheelbarrow activity might conceivably torque your move down awful enough for a specialist to think of you a heavy script.

Amusement Park Carts

Maybe this position is less hilarious and possibly more pleasant under calm conditions; however throw in a fat sack of outstanding weed and it feels more like a tryout for a toon sidekick than anything even nearly taking after sex.

Genuinely, despite the fact that all through the whole ludicrous issue my face was covered in a sheet, I got the inclination this purported Bumper Car position is precisely what Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick would look like while endeavoring to reveal the riddle behind how children are made.

What’s more, we can’t slight the way that I practically needed to bring in an outsider just to effectively get the two us into this godforsaken position. Truth is, I have never been stoned enough where having my north bound Oopsy-daisy constrained into a southbound position felt anyplace in the region of great.

Swiss Miss

Any stoner that has ever shifted it up with a wonderful young lady on a warm summer night before attempting to slip her the old reefer rocket on the trampoline outside her parent’s home will unquestionably like this outrageous sexual position. That is on account of to do this Doobie deed, you are initially needed to curve your ravishing woman over an amazingly shaky yoga ball and afterward, adjust.

It was noticeably diverting to watch my woman attempting to keep her from moving face first onto the floor covering, however, I got the inclination that in the event that I give her a chance to hit the divider one more of an opportunity, the gathering was going to be formally over.

Amazon

As a matter of fact, being stoned in this position felt pretty much more or less great; is, until my woman, who clearly, was prepared for a little reprisal in the wake of being diddled paunch down on a cool yoga ball, attempted to stick my knees behind my ears.

Seconds in the wake of feeling both of my knees touch my fleeting flap, everything went dark. That is the point at which the high-silliness resulted, and soon we were compelled to prematurely end the Amazon position because of the way that the two of us continued carrying on like several 8-year-olds laughing at fart jokes on the play area.

Go head to head

Cautioning – this position is not prescribed for the stoned couple experiencing the munchies in the sack. It is conceivable that you might conceivably take on more than you could possibly deal with, and unless you happen to have a snorkel and a set of handlebars someplace close by, you could end up wearing your accomplices ass for a cap.

Keep in mind children, high or not, once in a while effortlessness is best in the matter of throwing the stoned boo.

A water downed version of my live act and soon to come radio show.

Live, love, laugh through your journey,
N

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